Thursday, March 30, 2006

2 weeks...and what have I got to show for it?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

NUH-THEEN!

NADA.

Well, I guess I could come up with something. So here is a lame list of things you don't want to do when you are on a business trip.

In no particular order:

1. Report to your wife what and where you have eaten.
2. Report to your wife how nice the hotel is that you are staying.
3. Complain to your wife about having to eat steak again.
4. Email pictures of your nice king-sized memory foam mattress hotel bed complete with 7 plush pillows.
5. Complain to your wife about how lonely it is on a business trip while you hear children screaming at each other in the background.

I am learning that business trips are to be kept a private matter amongst spouses. Unless she asks, I won't volunteer any information about the 16oz. medium-well sirloin I had to eat with a side of steamed vegetables, garlic mashed potatoes, ceasar salad to kick it off or anything like that.

6 Comments:

At 3/30/2006 6:46 PM, Blogger Isx said...

You have learned much my young padawan ;)

 
At 3/30/2006 8:04 PM, Blogger Heth said...

I might have to murder you.

 
At 3/30/2006 8:30 PM, Blogger Rev60 said...

This list is about as bad as giving your wife a play by play account of your last paintball match and thinking she's actually interested. Hmmm... those were the good ole days.

 
At 3/31/2006 6:53 AM, Blogger iridium said...

Dude...missed you last weekend.

But you have got to know that plans are in the mix to resurrect your passion for the paint.

 
At 4/02/2006 8:24 AM, Blogger T said...

Yeah, well, your wife won't tell you about her fun either! Those kids screaming? That was really a party... and the food? sugar. You missed out buddy. But, she doesn't want to make you feel bad... so she'll just tell you it was a lot of work.

 
At 4/05/2006 9:58 PM, Blogger Beefy said...

Good one, t.

Yeah, Harry has also learned not to casually mention the steak and lobster he just had, and is really really full. Punk.

 

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