Monday, July 31, 2006

He's gone...

A moment of silenok that was good enough.

Banjo now joins his other Cadbury making brethren in the great rabbit paradise in the sky.

In his memory, I have crafted the following tribute.

To be sung to the immortal Barry Manilow's Mandy

Banjo

I remember all your life
You ran away and caused me strife
You'd scurry over here
You'd scurry over there
Running through the yard
Until I would catch you

And put you back into your cage
Trying to avoid my rage
Looking all around
I see a ton of poop.
I never realized
you made me so angry, oh Banjo

Well you came and you took without giving,
but I caught you again, oh Banjo
well you pooped and you peed for a living
But now you are dead, oh Banjo.

I'm trying hard to cope with this.
The poop and pee I will not miss.
Such a tradgic end
You deserved a better life
I would have killed you myself
If it wasn't for my wife, oh Banjo

Well you came and you took without giving,
but I caught you again, oh Banjo
well you pooped and you peed for a living
But now you are dead, oh Banjo.

8 Comments:

At 7/31/2006 10:20 AM, Blogger Andrea said...

What happened??? Do the kids know yet?

awesome parody btw!

 
At 7/31/2006 12:11 PM, Blogger Chewy Mom said...

ROFLOL!!!! That was hysterical. I may have to borrow it when our 11-year-old little mutt kicks the bucket.

 
At 7/31/2006 12:16 PM, Blogger Sara said...

Nate...you crack me up.

 
At 7/31/2006 7:24 PM, Blogger meLanie said...

do you have too much time on your hands or what? although i do think you missed your calling- josh

 
At 8/01/2006 2:24 PM, Blogger Q-Tip said...

I can really really really feel your pain, son!!!I sense about as much misery in your tone as I did when Buster left us.

 
At 8/06/2006 10:03 PM, Blogger hannahjoy said...

hahahahahaha

 
At 8/16/2006 11:08 PM, Blogger my bathroom is my sanctuary said...

LOL!! Sorry about the bunny though, did one of the kids sit on it??? (lol!)
Memphis likes to sit on our kitty.

 
At 9/13/2006 10:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so singing this when our vampire hamsters go to he....he....heaven. Yeah, heaven.

Thanks for the laugh!

 

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